Tuesday, November 16, 2010

My Classmates' Views on Hockey... With Commentary by Sarah

The Sharks beat the Kings, the currently-fantastic Kings, and don't even get a mention on NHL.com. Besides the two goal oddity. But that doesn't count.

Also, what's up with Colin Campbell? Nothing, the NHL will make sure of that. The NHL Exec.s are disgusting.

I am in chinese class. Sarah is being awesome. (Sarah is dictating). Except she doesn't understand hockey.

Terrible. No one in this class understands hockey. No one in this school understands hockey. But people do know a fear things about hockey. Here's some of the stuff they know...

Sarah: "Hockey is played one ice! With ice skates! There's a puck. And sticks. And the sticks are phallic symbols. The point is to whack the puck in the other team's goal with your stick."

Suzie: "Hockey is violent. And they have a cool Shark as a mascot. It's really awesome. They crash into walls."

Sarah: "They crash into each other. Rawr."

Claire: "Hockey is a sport that has the Sharks in it and um it's there's a lot of fighting, but I hear it is fun to watch, most of the time."

Sarah: "It's fun to watch when they fall on each other."

Martha: "Um it's really fun to watch."

Sarah: "See above comment." (by which Sarah means above above from this one)

Shifrah: "A very violent sport."

Sarah: "Violence is in the eye of the beholder."

Amanda: "Hockey is a sport with bearded dudes."

Sarah: "Beards are sexy. Especially if you are Ke$ha. And you have a beard fetish. I do not have a beard fetish."

Yup. This is what I deal with on a day to day basis.

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